A PSA For Stupid People Around the World

*DISCLAIMER--- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WILL TURN OUT BUT BE PREPARED FOR ME TO OFFEND SOMEBODY.* 




Hello everyone. Thank you for joining me today as Your One and Only gives a not so friendly Public Service Announcement (PSA).

Today, I will talk about something that may or may not have happened to me. See, I have this "friend" who decided to send me a message on the lovely Facebook. He started out the conversation as normal as anybody else would.

See, Everything is fine and dandy. I am a nice enough person to actually black out his name. I promise this gets better. But look. Normal conversation. Right?

I wish I could make this shit up. Yes, I cursed. I'm sorry. That's why there was a disclaimer. But do you really see this?!?! Like, it blew my mind. It's unbelievable. I'm not going to post the rest of it because I get really mad. I asked him why he would even think about doing that and this is his response.

• "well imagination isnt everything, no matter waht teachers say
• itd help if u took a pic in a better pose
• facewise i mean"

I then go on to call him a perverted freak and believe it or not... He TAKES IT AS A COMPLEMENT!!!! LIKE OMG DUDE!?!?! REALLY?????

This is where the PSA comes into play. Dear guys and or lesbians, if you really feel the need to photoshop a female naked, please do everyone, especially her, a favor and NOT tell her about it. I mean, have some common sense. I personally think that it's rude, tacky, and an awful idea. They do have this neat little invention called the INTERNET and on that internet they have FREE PORN. Go look it up. Hell. Is it really that hard?

Dude seriously freaked me out. This is the same guy that asked me if I had to choose between him loving me and me not loving him in return or me being in love with Obama and Obama not loving me in return which would I choose. In case you were wondering... I tried to choose option C- neither of the above but I went with A. Maybe THAT'S where I went wrong.

So after telling him to pretty much F*** off, again, he responded with a "ur a good friend." Honestly, I don't know whether he was being sarcastic or if he is really that dumb. Either way dude is a freak. WHY???? Why would anyone want to actually tell someone that they are photoshopping another person naked? C'mon. Give me a break. UGH! I'm disgusted. It just blows my mind,

Oh, also, this is the same guy that under his About Me section on FB it says that if anyone is interested in a good, sweaty time to hit him up. I seriously can't make this up. His interest is sex with you. Seriously.

Alright. I think I'm gonna go back to reorganizing my room. I took a break to write this. I really needed to put this out there. Oh, and for the person that this whole thing is about, if you read this, ewww. You are just plum stupid. How would you think that I wouldn't get mad or upset or offended over that? Did the part of your brain that uses common sense just quit working for you? Did you just not think? Or are you really that desperate to wack one off that nothing else mattered? Seriously, there is the whole world wide web that you can use to fulfill your fantasies. KTHANKSBYE!

For everyone else, I love you. Until next time, peace, love, and whatever else helps you sleep at night!