Little Debbie Got Ate

Hello. My name is Maureena Smith. If you are reading this, then I
want to apologize. We will continue your regular programmed show after this short announcement... Or how ever that thingy goes. Whatever. HEY GUYS!!!!!!! Super excited for no apparent reason.


As some of you may or may not know, in my last blog I said that I was going to talk about relationships for my dear friend, Randy. Here's the 411 on the DL. So, "Randy" has finally discovered what it feels like to be treated right from a special person. This makes me smile. See, I have really good advice but people tend to come to me for advice, I give them good, solid advice, then they discard it and ignore it. This happened with Randy until Randy met.... Let's call em' Barbie.
 Anywho. Randy met Barbie and now they are falling for each other and I'm ecstatic! (I'm so getting away from my point...) Randy is scared to death to let himself get hurt by some stupid person. He is afraid to open up and let himself be the person he is meant to be. Randy has only known what it is like to be left and hurt and that is one of the worst feelings in the world. We've all been there at least once... unless you married your first boy/girl-friend and you never had a fight... In that case, congrats. The rest of the world is not that lucky. So, Randy has finally decided to let him open up and begin a serious committed relationship and I'm so proud. I promise there was supposed to be more but I maybe, kinda sorta, possibly forgot it.. I've slept since then.. Enough of the lovey dovey stuff. I got more appropriate matters to attend to.


Paragraph three, section two, sentence one, is complete. No clue what I'm saying. Saying clue though does remind me of the old board game, Clue, which is a game that I would love to play. I haven't played it since I was a wee-lad. Another thing that I would love to do is go out to the park and fly a kite. I epic-ly  fail at flying a kite though,but I'm going to try.  I was talking to Jimmie about going and flying a kite and I'm pretty sure he would laugh at me. The last time that I did attempt to fly one, me and the asphalt ended up having a nice little convo with my face. If I'm not mistaking, I lost a baby tooth. Like I said, forever and a day ago.. I need at least one good rambling moment in each blog or it just doesn't feel complete.

Ah, today, I had to take my dog to the groomers. She's so pretty and clean and smelling all nice. She's my poor little ole blind baby. I do have a legit point, just bear with me. While Maggie, my dog, was at the groomer, I figured that I would go get my eye balls examined and get me a pair of prescription sunglasses seeing how my eyes still have the same prescription. (Side note: for those that think that I am blind... I have 20/20 vision, thank you very much. I just need glasses to keep my eyes from straining too hard and giving me a head ache. ) If you have never went to the eye doctor, you should just for this one reason... Before you even see the doctor, you go and get your eyes messured or something and you sit down in front of a machine. Once you do that, you move to machine number two. This machine is balling. You look for a green dot and while you are looking for it, BAM! it blows wind into your eye ball. I kinda forgot about it and I nearly feel off the chair and the little lady laughed at me.

When I finally get to see the doctor, she kinda fussed because I look at my computer too long while writing my blogs. I'm only supposed to look at it for 15 minutes and then take a five minute break and then 15 minutes and like a ten minute break, to ya know, give my peepers a break. OBVIOUSLY, that isn't happening. I'm still working on my point. I get done with the doc, walk over to the next room to get a pair of frames and wait for someone to assist me. I'd rather have normal frames for sunglasses than actual sunglasses. I'm odd, ok? Some lady finally comes and helps me and after her trying to figure out the computer for 30 minutes, ends up telling me that I'm going to have to pay 90 bucks for these glasses and my insurance was only going to cover like 15 dollars. Bull. I ended up ruining that lady's day. I pretty much just got up and left. I was so not in the mood for stupidity. That was my point. People are stupid.

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