Monday, September 12, 2011

Fairy Tales and Happily Ever Afters

            I have this thing which should be referred to as "The Devil" but instead is called an 8 o'clock class. I woke up at 6 when the first round of alarms went off. The common sense part of my brain told me to get up and try to begin functioning. The irrational part of my brain, which seldom takes over except in these such cases, told me that it wouldn't be that bad to go back to sleep for another 45-50 minutes. I made sure that my alarms would still go off and then slipped back into the coma that I call sleep. Next thing I know is I roll over, check my phone and see that the time is 7:52. This next statement is what consist of a string of profanity but due to graphic content I will summarize it. "Poo." I threw on clothes. Brushed my hair and teeth while running down the stairs, I'm not even sure if I locked my room or not, then threw both of my brushes into my car while simultaneously grabbing my back pack, and did the 1,000 yard dash to class across two streets and the Quad. I ran up a flight of stairs and finally sat in my little corner of the room. I check my phone to see the time. 7:59. I am beast. I know.

         Other than that, the most extreme thing I have done with my life is guard practice. I'm not graceful at all. How I managed to do guard baffles me. We were working on swing flags, which are the short ones with big silks. I decided that I was going to do this toss thingy with it and the flag went one way and with me trying to catch it I fell. It was on of those epic slow mo falls too. My whole body followed the flag to the ground. I blame it on the full moon. (according to a certain person...... The full moon has no affect on the human body but whatever........)

         OH! About the title... Yeah, I'm in one of my hopeless romantic type of moods. I was walking up the stairs of my dorm and I had this thought that maybe I could have a secret admirer person dude that would slip "Thinking of You" letters under my door and leave me flowers and nice things and such but of course everyone knows that I can't have nice things. It's always nice to hope but I highly doubt that would ever happen to me.

       And on that note I shall end my blog for the night. Until next time, (whenever that may be because here lately I have mainly been rambling and I don't want people to stop reading because nothing ever good is said.... IDK....) Peace, love, and whatever else helps you sleep at night! :) 

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