Sincerely, Miss Invisible....

            Hey guys! SO sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was kinda too busy dying. It's all good in my neck of the woods now but I still feel icky. :/  I did actually write a blog yesterday so I didn't completely forget about you. And here it is.....

            Here's the thing about being that invisible girl in all of my college classes (some of high school too). I get to hear everything. People no longer are bashful and are completely shameless.They don't even realize I'm sitting directly in between them AND they are talking over me. I'ts almost disgusting how close they are to me. So. I decided to tell them how I feel....

             Dear Little Miss Sorority Girls, First... Go eat a candy bar or something... Second, I realize that ya'll are roommates and have all the same classes together and you see each other every waking moment of the day but ya'lls "quality" time never seems to be fulfilled and all. I get that. I really do. BUT... I have no need to hear about how Bobby WhatsHisFace came over and Ginny walked in on you two and (I quote...) "saw all the cheeks jiggling." And further more, I'm sooo sick of "Te-he! I can't be a whore if I've only slept with 1/4 of the school." Yes, you are. Mainly because DSU has mostly girls. Which means that over half is girls. Which means less than half is boys. Which means the only boys you haven't slept with are the ones that run away in fear of any female they encounter. Teachers included. Darling. YOU ARE A HO.
                                            Sincerely, Miss Invisible

             Yeah, ewww was my thoughts too. Sadly, they kept on and on and on. It was so disgusting. I now know more about their sex lives than I know about myself, and I've lived with me for well over 18 years. Have I mentions Mr. Frat Boy? Yeah. He, himself, is a character all right. Dream boy and everything... Dark jeans, dark Polo shirt with blonde swooshy, flippeded up hair, topped off with his spot-free white Ralph Lauren Polo hat. He enjoys long walks on the beach, deep thoughtful conversations with females. He's not afraid to get in touch with his feminine side, either. If that just wasn't enough to make you want to keep him then THIS will be. In the middle of class.... He likes to break out his creative side and draw very artistic pictures of the male anatomy. Yes.. Mr. Frat Boy sat there drawing penis's and then showing them to the Sorority Girls.

                Yeah, see? I didn't forget about you peeps. I just wasn't feeling too hot so I didn't really wanna stare at my laptop screen. Nothing really has happened today so I'm going to go ahead and get off and go gossip with Lauryn cause she called me. LUHHH YOU LAURYN!!!

                  Until next time, Peace, love, and whatever else helps you sleep at night. :)